环球小姐形容男性器官 (汗！全当学习英语了。。。)

笨男人

环球小姐最后一题  
question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like  
gentlemen.  
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........  
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……  
(applause! applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌)  
question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or  
toro(bull)  
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.  
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。  
applause! applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌)  
question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your  
country?  
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like  
gossip or rumors.  
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.  
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。  
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)  
question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.  
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.  
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。  
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)  
question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.  
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms india: because it works day and night......  
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。  
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)  
question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a  
male organ in your country?  
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton  
car.  
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.  
马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。  
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)  
question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu  
(afraid to lose).  
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes  
before the  
show is over.  
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。  
applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!  
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)  
question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.  
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........  
中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……

Black^@^Angel

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Attila

i trust it would be truth while the woman was in cornuted time. ;)

呜呼云

不可一世

is that true? i can't believe it