给所有的已婚男士

Pkcandy

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks
around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless,
clean. So's the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper.
  
His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what
happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a
black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me
alone, I'm married!"

秋水长天

楼上正解

snowboarder

记住一句话就够了，以后不管谁脱你的裤子（尤其是自己老婆，在喝高的时候尤其管用），你只管说：“离我远点，我已经结婚了！“

honey

有谁能给翻译一下

fluttervoice

Good Man!

emmm

oh~看不懂~yeah~

Mark

已经结婚的抓紧学，没结婚的天天练吧...

artum

深刻呀

snowboarder

ohhhhhhhhhhh, I should try this way.